What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:24
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.